Step 1: Run bathwater.
Step 2: Choose something to read. Do it quickly, else you might run the bathwater over. Best to grab the e-reader.
Step 3: Get in tub.
Step 4a: Realize you forgot towel. Jump back out while only feet are wet.
Step 4b: Let sad-faced dog in to sit on bathroom rug.
Step 5: Get back in tub.
Step 6: Start reading.
Step 7: Let the calm of the sound of rain on the roof, the warm water, and being thisclose to finishing the 1,000 page book you’re reading wash over you. Notice that dog is asleep. Sigh contentedly.
Step 8: Big boom of thunder.
Step 9: ALERT!! The dog is in the tub. On top of you. Repeat, the dog is in the tub.
Step 10: Comfort dog. Figure out how to put book down.
Step 11: Laugh. A lot.
Step 12: Take photo of dog’s pitiful face. Comfort dog.
Step 13: Try to remove dog from tub very, very carefully to minimize splashing.
Step 14: Fail.
Step 15: Get out of tub anyway. Notice the storm has stopped.
Step 16: Throw on dirty t-shirt and pants. Give dog a bath.
Step 17: Dry off dog.
Step 18: Clean bathtub.
Step 19: Run bathwater.
Step 20: Actually take bath.